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Total Medals Earned: 196 (From 32 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,200 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 14/100 (145/2,000 points)

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Acid Bath 10 Points

08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Pro Wrestler 10 Points

05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Reap This 10 Points

05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

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Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Chair Massacre 25 Points

05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Balloon Master 50 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Mega Master 50 Points

06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points

07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points

07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Bullet Audyssey

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)

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It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.

Planet Sars 5 Points

Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Reach a max overcharge combo.

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox

Maximum Power 25 Points

Reach the maximum level.

Planet Penos 25 Points

Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.

The Malky Way 25 Points

Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Beat every stage in the game (including credits).

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).

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Chompy

Medals Earned: 31/32 (305/405 points)

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Rich pig 50 Points

Beat the game

Pro speedrunner 100 Points

Get all Gold Times

Cuboy: Hot Pants

Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/240 points)

Quick Feet 5 Points

Quickly move down the mountain.

Thrill Seeker 10 Points

Flirt with death.

Ultimate Goatman 10 Points

Unlock the goat costume. Baaa

Hooked 5 Points

Play the game many times in one session.

Hot Toes 10 Points

Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.

Ultimate Fireman 25 Points

Unlock the Fireman outfit.

Ultimate Survivor 25 Points

Reach a score of 1500

Ultimate Lederhosen 50 Points

Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.

Ultimate Rockman 100 Points

Unlock the Rockman outfit.

Defend Your Trump

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)

Claw Crusher 5 Points

Beat the first boss.

Double Defense 5 Points

Beat the second boss.

Young Trump 5 Points

Beat Classic mode.

Triumphant Trump 10 Points

Beat the game.

Trumped-Up 25 Points

Beat the game with at least $100B left.

Depict1

Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/275 points)

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Drops

Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/190 points)

Pupil of peace 10 Points

Complete the first 5 levels

Calming the storm 25 Points

Complete 10 levels

Clear mind 50 Points

Complete 15 levels

Harmony achieved 100 Points

Complete all 20 levels

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Elf Story

Medals Earned: 19/44 (235/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Every Man's Refund

Medals Earned: 5/31 (25/255 points)

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Repair your ship 10 Points

Your destiny is in the stars!

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Fall Damage

Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/175 points)

RANK1 5 Points

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RANK2 5 Points

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RANK3 5 Points

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RANK4 10 Points

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